I'm no Joe Dog Whisperer, but Scooby Doo is an monstrously large dog, even for a great dane, I think.
And I don't say that just because I was scared of dogs as a kid.
I mean, I'm no Michael Vick, but don't it make you wonder who'd win in a fight between Scoob and Marmaduke? Not that anyone would want to see it.
These are the kinds of observations that sound completely original and witty to me in this little corner of the internets, but which have probably been made about a million times at other places on the cyberhoohah. Or at least, I should hope, in Mad Magazine.
And we'll leave Clifford out of the equation entirely.